Dear baby Jesus,
Why do celebrities name their kids stupid shit like Pilot Inspektor and Zuma Nesta Rock?
xoxo,
Kristin
Dear Kristin,
Oh, I know. Believe me… I know. Don’t get me wrong, I fully support Dad’s decision to give y’all free will and all, but really? Why in Dad’s name would you abuse that privilege by naming your spawn [...]

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Dear 6lb 8oz baby jesus,
What do you think about Ugg Boots? I think their horrid, and give me the hebegeebees. I live in San Diego, CA and I just don’t get how people can survive our blistering summers while wearing these sheep fur boots. It truly perplexes me. Please let me know what you think, [...]

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Dear Baby Jesus,
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-Sad in Sacramento
My Child,
OK, won’t lie to you Sad-Sac, back in the day I was a bit of a humanist. I believed selflessness was the path to Godly love and that sacrifice and humility were divine. I said some things that, honestly, may have just [...]

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