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Choosing Sides on ‘The Hills’

October 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Questions

OK Baby Jesus, Team Heidi or Team LC? -Speculating in San Francisco Dear Speculating, In my Biography, there are numerous tales of rabbis trying to trip Me up by asking paradoxical questions and baiting me to take a side. The terms ‘Team Heidi’ and ‘Team LC’ may seem nonsensical to those with souls. Unfortunately, omniscience […]

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“New-clee-ur,” Not “New-cu-lur”

October 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Questions

Dear Baby Jesus, Why is there so much evil in the world? -Sad in Sacramento My Child, OK, won’t lie to you Sad-Sac, back in the day I was a bit of a humanist. I believed selflessness was the path to Godly love and that sacrifice and humility were divine. I said some things that, […]

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