OK Baby Jesus,
Team Heidi or Team LC?
-Speculating in San Francisco
Dear Speculating,
In my Biography, there are numerous tales of rabbis trying to trip Me up by asking paradoxical questions and baiting me to take a side. The terms ‘Team Heidi’ and ‘Team LC’ may seem nonsensical to those with souls. Unfortunately, omniscience isn’t all it’s cracked [...]

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Dear Baby Jesus,
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-Sad in Sacramento
My Child,
OK, won’t lie to you Sad-Sac, back in the day I was a bit of a humanist. I believed selflessness was the path to Godly love and that sacrifice and humility were divine. I said some things that, honestly, may have just [...]

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