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Just Don’t Order the #666

October 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Questions

Sweet baby Jesus, Should I have Domino’s, KFC or the always delicious Taco Bell for dinner? Once again, you have given the world too many choices… -Amy My child, You are right about one thing. There are many choices in life. Boxers or briefs. Tila Tequila or New York. Paper or plastic (or better yet, […]

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Your Mom is a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

October 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Questions

Dear Baby Jesus, Why does your mom’s face keep appearing on random crap, like grilled cheese sandwiches? Sincerely, Caroline My child, Why does your mom keep appearing at my bedroom window every night?! (Sorry, the Baby Jesus can never resist a good “your mom” joke.) To answer your question, people these days unfortunately spend a […]

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