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October 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Questions

Dear six pounds three ounce, in your swaddling clothes, baby Jesus, Can we talk about this “Virgin” Pregnancy bit? Is it really such a miracle? If so, then is Bristol Palin’s baby the second coming of Christ? Kellie My Child, There you go again, pointing backward. I understand that my mom’s virgin pregnancy can be […]

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Your Mom is a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

October 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Questions

Dear Baby Jesus, Why does your mom’s face keep appearing on random crap, like grilled cheese sandwiches? Sincerely, Caroline My child, Why does your mom keep appearing at my bedroom window every night?! (Sorry, the Baby Jesus can never resist a good “your mom” joke.) To answer your question, people these days unfortunately spend a […]

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