Dear Baby Jesus, I am having thoughts about hurling pumpkins at the McCain/Palin sign on my neighbor’s lawn, is that bad? Just wondering! Love ya, Mom from a small town, who can not relate to pit bulls in lipstick! Dear Mom from a small town, It’s been said that if you have thoughts in your […]

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Dear six pounds three ounce, in your swaddling clothes, baby Jesus, Can we talk about this “Virgin” Pregnancy bit? Is it really such a miracle? If so, then is Bristol Palin’s baby the second coming of Christ? Kellie My Child, There you go again, pointing backward. I understand that my mom’s virgin pregnancy can be […]

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Dear Tiny Jesus, Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin recently made the statement that it is God’s will to build an oil pipeline in Alaska.  Does she frequently speak to your Father?  If so, what other things has he told her to do? Sincerely, Marrack Schmobama My Child, What you’ve done with your name is clever, […]

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